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Taylor Swift Pulls Up Her Shorts To Show Her Butt

August 13, 2013, 9:26 am
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Taylor Swift pulls up her short shorts to show off more of her butt cheeks while performing in concert in the video above.


Apparently it isn’t enough anymore for Taylor Swift to constantly flaunt her tiny flat ass in short shorts, now she has to hike them up even higher to try and get more attention.


If Taylor Swift thinks this is going to help her attract the “man of her dreams” she is sorely mistaken. Unless of course Taylor’s been dreaming about a righteous Muslim man who comes upon her with a vat of acid seeking justice for this ass attack against Islam.

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Ariana Grande Tit Slaps Jennette McCurdy

August 19, 2013, 5:09 am
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Ariana Grande gives Jennette McCurdy a good old fashioned tit slap in this clip from their new Nickelodeon show “Sam & Cat”.


In a scene that any infidel with a roommate can relate to, Ariana loses her temper and smacks Jennette’s boobie upon learning that Jennette finished off the last of their lube.


With a dozen guys set to arrive any minute for one of the girls’ famous anal gang bangs, Ariana and Jennette are in a race against time to find suitable lubrication substitutes among their household items.


Needless to say hilarity ensues, but in the end Ariana Grande and Jennette McCurdy learn the true meaning of friendship… and that in a pinch saliva will get the job done.

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Victoria Justice Flashes Her Panties In Concert

August 21, 2013, 9:36 am
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Nickelodeon star Victoria Justice flashes her panties while shaking her ass and twirling around like a twit in the concert video above.


Victoria Justice must know that people only come to her shows to see some T&A, not because they want to watch her lip-sync her horrible songs. However, Victoria just bending over and flashing her panties like this really isn’t worth the price of admission.


If Victoria Justice wants to give her fans their money’s worth she’d cut out all the music stuff, and just spend 2 hours on stage working that big black mic into her various orifices.

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Jennifer Lawrence Shows Her Nipples In A See Thru Top

August 22, 2013, 9:25 am
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Jennifer Lawrence shows her nipples in a see through top with no bra in this behind the scenes video from her Rolling Stone photo shoot.


Jennifer’s areola appear to be quite puffy and large. Of course we’d expect that type of immodesty from the nipples of a brazen degenerate like Jennifer Lawrence.


When Islam finally conquers the pathetic US of A a lucky mujahideen will humble Jennifer Lawrence’s breasts when his scimitar lops off these profane swollen baby nozzles.

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Taylor Swift & Selena Gomez Get Into A Cat Fight At The VMAs

August 26, 2013, 5:01 am
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The claws came out at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards last night, as Taylor Swift was caught on camera telling Selena Gomez to “shut the fuck up“.


As you can see in the video above, Taylor is clearly agitated as she snaps at Selena. Reportedly moments before Selena asked Taylor if she remembered to douche because last time she ate her out her pussy smelled like burnt hair soaked in vinegar.


The Taylor Swift Selena Gomez cat fight continued off camera as Taylor told Selena that her pussy tasted like the runoff from a Taco Bell dumpster, and they began pulling at each others hair.


The fight came to an abrupt end when the girls suddenly began making out, and tearing off their clothes. Selena and Taylor then rushed out the exit, presumably to get to their hotel room for some vigorous girl-on-girl makeup sex. All and all it was pretty uneventful night at the VMAs.

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Emma Watson Upskirt Under Butt Flash

September 6, 2013, 9:16 am
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Emma Watson flashes her under butt in this upskirt scene from the movie “The Bling Ring”.


For years this holy Muslim celebrity gossip site has warned that Emma Watson is nothing but a depraved whore, and now with this upskirt under butt flash there can be no doubt that once again we were right.


The infidels better not come crying to us Muslims to come stone Emma Watson now that they are up to their eyeballs in her under butt. Instead let this be a lesson to the kuffars that when us Muslims pass our righteous moral judgements they better listen up, or they will suffer the consequences… the sickly pale flabby consequences.

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Emma Watson Shows Off Her Ass In Tights

September 9, 2013, 12:37 pm
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Emma Watson shows off her surprisingly shapely ass in tights in this clip from her film “The Bling Ring”.


With a round sturdy buttock like this Emma Watson may just have a future when Islam conquers the West either pulling the plow or impersonating a dancing boy.


Who knows maybe Emma Watson will get lucky and get taken on as an anal only concubine in the harem of a virile Muslim man. Spending the rest of her life using a colostomy bag is a small price for Emma to pay for the tremendous honor of having a powerful Muslim pulverize her intestines with his mighty man meat.

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Anna Kendrick In A Bra Casually Showing Her Cleavage

September 16, 2013, 9:31 am
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Singer, actress, and hoebag, Anna Kendrick casually strolls around with her bra and cleavage completely exposed in the video above.


Obviously Anna Kendrick is showing her cleavage in an effort to distract from her hideous overbite. However, unfortunately for Anna she has failed as her breasts just aren’t that interesting.


If Anna Kendrick is serious about hiding her prolapsed incisors then she should wear the burka. For if ever there was a woman with the face for it, it would be her. Besides it will save her a fortune in dental work as our righteous stones definitely wouldn’t miss her big chompers.

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Salma Hayek Shows Massive Cleavage

September 17, 2013, 9:25 am
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Salma Hayek shows off her massive Mexican cleavage while scrubbing a toilet in the video above.


It is not surprising that Salma Hayek is so flirty with her breasts in this video, as everyone knows that nothing gets a Mexican woman in the mood quicker than when she is performing manual labor.


Unfortunately for Salma Hayek and her fellow Mexican amigas their cleavage is wasted on us Muslims for when we conquer the West we will only use them as slave labor, as we prefer to have sex with attractive women who don’t stink like refried beans.

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Kate Upton Plays With A Big Cock

September 18, 2013, 12:27 pm
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Model Kate Upton fondles a big cock in the video above. Clearly Kate Upton is no stranger to big cocks as she strokes and handles this one with ease.


There is certainly something sexually suggestive about Kate Upton playing with a cock in this video. Perhaps it is that the imagery of a Western woman finally learning her place and doing farm work is especially erotic.


Us Muslims would like to see Kate Upton make another video in which she does some more intensive labor like pulling the plow or digging a well. That would certainly be something that could awaken a longing in our mighty tunic snakes.

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Taylor Swift Bends Over In Tight Leather Shorts

September 19, 2013, 9:29 am
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Taylor Swifts bends over to show her ass while in tight leather shorts in the video above. Clearly Taylor Swift is trolling for some backdoor loving with one of her fans by flaunting her butt while in concert like this.


Though it is obvious that Taylor desperately wants to get her butthole stretch by a violent anal pounding she is going to have a hell of a time finding any takers, as just one missed thrust slipping out of Taylor Swift’s sphincter will likely cause a man to break his dick in half against her boney ass cheeks.


Add to that the fact that every one of Taylor Swift’s male fans is a flaming homoqueer, and you have yet another lonely night for Ms Swift.

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Taylor Swift Feels Up Her Boob

September 30, 2013, 5:30 am
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Taylor Swift can not help but feel up her breast while performing one of her satanic songs in the video above.


There is no doubt that Taylor Swift’s music promotes all sorts of masturbatory impulses (along with various other sexual perversions), so it should come as no surprise that Taylor herself would succumb to self-pleasuring while on stage.


Frankly we are lucky that Taylor Swift only squeezed her boob and didn’t drop her shorts, spread her legs, and start flicking her sin bean right there on the stage. Allah knows if she was performing that song “22″ she damn well might have.

 

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Jennifer Lawrence Belly Dancing In Spandex

September 30, 2013, 9:32 am
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Jennifer Lawrence gyrates her spandex covered ass while belly dancing in the video above.


This is an outrage! How dare an infidel whore like Jennifer Lawrence perform a holy Muslim belly dance!


Besides Jennifer Lawrence is not even doing the dance right. The belly dancer is supposed to be reciting verses from the Qur’an, and calling on martyrs to kill the Zionist invaders. That is the best part, without it what is the point of even doing the dance?


However, I’ll give Jennifer Lawrence some credit, seeing her belly dance does at least inspire me to violence against one infidel… her.

 

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Olivia Wilde Shows Her Nipples In A See Thru Top

September 30, 2013, 12:32 pm
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Actress Olivia Wilde shows her nipples while in a see through top in the video above.


Us Muslims have to hand it to Olivia Wilde as her breasts are pleasingly unfeminine, and sort of remind us of the smooth chest of one of her dancing boys.


Yes there is much to like about Olivia Wilde’s shapeless androgynous body (though her nipples and abdomen could use a nice sprinkling of dark pubic hair). Who knows if Olivia plays her cards right maybe one day she’ll have the honor of serving as the testicle tickler in a virile Muslim’s harem.

 

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Victoria Justice Flashes Her Panties In Concert

October 1, 2013, 6:53 am
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Victoria Justice brazenly flashes her panties while performing in concert in the video above.


Clearly Victoria Justice has no shame, and she gets off on showing her soiled panties and under-butt to her fans. This sort of female exhibitionism is common in the West as their women don’t have the good sense to be ashamed of their disgraceful bodies.


Though Victoria may think she is quite the badass kicking the air to show her naughty bits, she’ll soon find out that the true tough guys are us pious Muslims who aren’t afraid to beat women down for these sorts of acts of impropriety.

 

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Taylor Swift Shakes Her Ass In Concert

October 2, 2013, 5:34 am
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Taylor Swift bends over and shakes her ass back and forth in the disturbing video above.


What kind of a lewd sex show is Taylor Swift putting on here? Thank Allah this video cuts off before Taylor shoves that phallic microphone right up her rectum.


Truly this Taylor Swift ass shaking video proves that she is a degenerate of the first order. The fact that infidels in the audience do not stone her right were she stands, speaks volumes about how hopelessly depraved Western society is.

 

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Megan Fox Has Ticklish Boobs

October 2, 2013, 9:24 am
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Megan Fox giggles like a school girl after getting her boobs jiggled in this outtake from the film “This Is 40″.


Clearly Megan Fox would like us to believe that she has ticklish tits, but it is obvious that she is intentionally breaking character in this scene so that she’ll get her breasts fondled again.


A lecherous woman like Megan Fox can never get enough boobie attention. In fact I bet if we ever met she’d smash her chesticles right into my face. Then we’d find out for sure if her tits are ticklish, as my mighty Muslim beard would rub against them while I give her impertinent infidel milkmakers a good tongue lashing.

 

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Alyssa Milano Bends To Pick Up A Spoon

October 3, 2013, 9:31 am
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Elderly Hollywood whore Alyssa Milano shows her ragged cleavage while bending down to pick up a spoon she dropped in the video above.


Clearly Alyssa Milano’s motor skills are rapidly deteriorating. One can only speculate as to whether this is the result of her advanced age, or from the numerous STDs and drug addictions she has almost certainly acquired from her years in showbiz.


Regardless of the cause one thing is for certain; Alyssa Milano is incapable of taking care of herself, and the only humane thing to do now is to put her down. Of course the memory of Alyssa Milano will live on, both in the hearts of her fans and as her titties will be turned into saddle bags for a camel.

 

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Chloe Bennet Bouncing Her Breasts GIF

October 11, 2013, 8:26 am
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Chloe Bennet bounces her breasts in this clip from the hit ABC TV show “Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.”.


Clearly Chloe Bennet’s superpower is her ability to run while not wearing a bra. Though it is quite an impressive display, the power of her jiggling tits pales in comparison to those possessed by the one true superhero… the Prophet Muhammad.


Yes while Chloe Bennet is busy bouncing her boobs, Muhammad could easily drop her from nearly a mile away with just one stone, as his otherworldly ability to lapidate whores is legendary. Of course our blessed Prophet would then make sex on her corpse, as this was his superhero calling card.

 

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Katy Perry Simulates Sex Acts On SNL

October 14, 2013, 11:27 am
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Pop star Katy Perry simulated various sex acts while performing on “Saturday Night Live” over the weekend.


As you can see in the GIF above, Katy Perry inflicted SNL’s TV viewing audience of nearly 3 dozen stoners and hipsters to the sight of her pretending to bounce on a penis and then jerk one off onto her face.


Unfortunately for Katy Perry these sorts of simulated acts of whorish behavior just won’t cut it in today’s pop world. The bar has been lowered and today’s pop star is going to have to actually perform sex acts on stage (possibly on a farm animal) if they want to get publicity.

 

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